Dodge Charger Hellcat: 204 MPH

Raphael Orlove:

Seriously, Dodge, people care as much about the Hellcat being the fastest four-door in the world as much as they cared about the Maserati Quattroporte being the fastest sedan in the world when that thing came out a decade or so ago.

Everyone likes it because it has 707 horsepower and does burnouts and sounds like tearing a musk ox in half and looks awesome and also does burnouts. But that you claim it will do 204.55 mph, an average between 206.90 and 202.20 runs on a 7.5 mile oval, is cool too

I’ve owned only one Chrysler product through the years; a minivan I was certain would last forever. Mostly because I’d replaced every part on the beast two or three times.